Boring Oat Long Life Milk UHT

THIS OAT MILK IS BORING As the best supporting actor in cereal, flat whites and smoothies; milk is essential but who gets excited about milk? This oat milk isn't particularly riveting either. It doesn't have exciting artificial flavours, stabilisers or nasty suprises. Fortified with calcium and vitamins; it's boringly similar to regular milk but without the actual milking bit. It doesn't even come from anywhere fancy like Sweden, it's all made in New Zealand using South Island oats. Consistently excellent, trustworthy and dependable. The only way this oat milk could be more boring would be if we called it just that.